Certified Peaceful Sweatshirt
Are you ready to participate in the Certified Peaceful Human program?
Hello fellow human, are you ready for life in a more sophisticated civilization? By wearing this garment you identify yourself a ready and willing for a peaceful contact with a host being. After extracting you from your home planet, your new host being / owner will provide lodging and nourishment as you adjust to your new environment.
More details
- 80% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.2 oz.)
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
